sheets to the wind


a scalar quant-ty to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quant-ty and 100 being at the top of the scale. place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to ill-strate how drunk you are.
yo, i went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but i got driven home.

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