Sheeva
f-cking awesome and gorgeous girl with the biggest smile ever and such a cool personality that when you meet her you literally think ‘this chick is just too cool’. amazingly long legs and awesome thighs; you can stand there and count the guys staring at her when she dances in a club. casually tousled hair, infectious laugh, vintage clothes: d-mn she’s a s-xy b-tch.
girl: “wao look at sheeva working her thighs! d-mn, wish i could dance like that!”
boy: -completely blanks out girl and stares at sheeva’s b-tt with wide quivering eyes-
the name sheeva derives from the anciest persian scripts that were once lost but recently found in the historical village of wastegashizi near the capital tehran. sheeva was a god of the time, she had a large chest and nice tanned skin with beautiful black hair, however she had the mouth of a toilet.
“dont be such a sheeva”
“your mums face looks like sheeva blud”
“that girls beaver looks like sheeva”
“i need to go take a sheeva”
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