sheezer
frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism
“oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me”
“dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer”
” man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite ”
female version of the term “geezer”
awight sheezer, ow ya doin luv?
a term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after -n-l s-x.
d-mn i gave that girl a sheezer.
he aint gonna give me no sheezer.
i’ll sheeze all up in that b-tch.
after nature’s bellowing call has been answered, the sh-t (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. the end product is a ‘sheezer’ which is then used as a s-xual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.
“our s-x drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. we now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her’s and mine!”
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