shell ass



a condition met when one refuses to wipe his -ss after a messy t-rd for an extended period of time. the t-rds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle’s sh-ll.

can be effectively used for defensive purposes.
i’ve a kickboxing match coming up, i’ve got a solid case of sh-ll -ss to keep me safe.

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