Shellards


‘waist shorts’ worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.
‘look at jodie wearing those sh-llards’
‘i know! what a tard!’

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    nasty, derranged, long, thick yellow toenails that resemble old sh-lls found on the beach. oh my god check out that dude’s sh-lla toes! the act of performing ’69’ while both partners are sh-tting. the perfect date – indian buffet followed by a hot and steaming sh-llato.

  • shellder

    a slang term for a v-g-n-. sh-llder is the pokemon that most closely resembles a v-g-n-. “dude, i was chillin with jenny and she straight up showed me her sh-llder. so i whipped out my squirtle and we boned right there on the spot!” apokemon that looks like a scallop and likes to bite people […]

  • shelley lauren

    sh-lley one of the nicest and most generous people you will ever meet, waaay too polite. loves fashion and is good at dancing. doesnt know how to make up her mind….. sh-lley was walking by with her friend when some guys drove by leaned out of the car and shouted out as loud as they […]

  • shemoose

    a closeted h-m-s-xual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his barry manilow greatest hits cd, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric byp-ss surgery are “very attractive.” emoose1940: im 37 and i still want to grab a stick and go out in the back […]

  • Shenoi

    noun: a white kid in a hairy brown k-mar-esque body. he will think he’s good at basketball, but really isn’t. he will also act tough, but run away at the first sign of mild danger. that stupid shenoi keeps trying to hang around with us. lets bail.


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