shellgasm
sh-llgasming is when you sincerely enjoy eating ice cream with sh-ll icecream topping, since its that d-mn good. sh-ll freezes in seconds on ice cream. sh-ll type topping is made by a few diffrent companies, the best being hershey. flavors from hershey include reese’s, hershey chocolate, krackel, and heath.
law: what did you do last night?
emerly: i sh-llgasmed all night long. now i have diabetes =d. totally worth it.
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