Shelp
the descreet, or loud shreek/yelp you make when your sh-t hurts
“dude i could hear you shelp from the hallway”
“my sh-t hurt so bad i shelped a little”
a pseudo-acronym for shut the h-ll up.
“because i’m a proper lady: shelp!”
“dude, shelp.”
the first word puddle of gold knew when he emerged in the garden of eden. it meant everything and nothing.
shelp
like shelf, but shelp
we were walking down the block and we noticed that someone was throwing out a perfectly functional shelp.
with excitement for our new holding structure, i imagined how perfectly the shelp would fit in to my bedroom.
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