shelsy’s are the best in the world, if you have a shelsy you need to keep her because she will change your life for the better. shelsy’s are the finest people in the world and the best person to be around she will light your day up. shelsy’s never cheats or lies but is always cheated and lied to but she can always replace the guy so it doesn’t matter to her.
“omg i miss shelsy i wish i never cheated on her”
- gig bal
an extremely obese girl who cannot seem to curb her eating habits. she claims that the action of eating is her form of exercise for the day. this girl most likely break your legs if she sat on you, i suggest you run! woah, that is one gig bal! f-ck me man, she is pretty […]
- pumpkin roll
a fat red headed chick. i heard that dude likes to f-ck pumpkin rolls.
- the return of alejandro
the s-xiest man alive and his return just when you think all hope is lost man the return of alejandro was nuts and hot
- 21st century
years of technology, money, and other screwed stuff. welcome to the 21st century! when lots of hot topic are out, when kids become famous for no absolute reason, when pop music is in our ears, when iphones and macbooks are in six year old’s hand, where kids hang out in clubs and malls, and when […]
the effect of inserting “trump” into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative. she knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea. the […]