Sherwin Williams
while engaging in s-xual activity, the male kneels over his female partner and m-st-rb-t-s with the intention of -j-c-l-t-ng on her face (giving her a facial). due to his high degree of arousal, he overshoots his target and hits the wall instead. he then spreads said -j-c-l-t- on the wall using the female’s face and/or hair.
“dayyuuum, he just gave dat b-tch a sherwin williams!”
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