She’s my biggest fan
a biggest fan is someone who sits behind a computer screen dedicating basically their entire teenage years to their idol. they vote their -sses off until their fingers are hurting in the hopes that they win every award under the sun and cry waterfalls every time they tweet, regardless of whether it was a reply to them or not. a biggest fan is not some rich b-tch who has the money to meet their idol seven times.
she’s my biggest fan because she dedicates almost every hour of every day to me
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