She’s not got wooden eyes
if a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is “she’s not got wooden eyes’
s-xy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, ‘she’s not got wooden eyes’
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