Shfwasted


used to described a point of inebriation so far beyond your contol that you cant possibly remember what happened to you last night.

combines the words sh-tty, f-ckin, n wasted.
jo: dude i cant believe you tried motor boating my dad last night.

jim: well dude i was pretty shfwasted. also your dads hot.

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