Shi-tivo
a state of television frustration.
example-when your wife or girlfriend simultaneously records cr-p shows (ex. jerseylicious, billy the exterminator, or real housewives of the…) on the dvr, thus preventing quality television viewing.
i wanted to watch the game last night, but tina logjammed the dvr with garbage. shi-tivo!
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