Shia Labeouf

when a man defecates into a woman’s mouth and then stirs it around with his erect p-n-s.
“dude, this chic i was with last night was a total freak! she let me give her a shia labeouf!”
the latest actor hollywood is raping up the -ss. appears in every other movie this side of vancouver, particularly as pointless side characters as in ‘i-robot’ and ‘indiana jones’. if this guy is even considered for a second to appear in the next batman movie, i’ll send warner brother’s my own sh-t in the mail
guy 1: man, how many movies is shia labeouf actually in?

guy 2: at this exact moment, 12. he plays the joker’s pointless friend in the dark knight, benjamin b-tton’s pointless friend in the curious case of benjamin b-tton, and jamal’s pointless friend in slumdog millionaire

guy 1: man he’s so versatile

guy 2: i know, his pallete also includes will smith’s pointless friend in i-robot and harrison ford’s pointless sidekick in indiana jones
an individual who fornicates with robots.
joe- ” hey, did dave just walk into the bathroom with the new edition of popular robotics and a bottle of lotion?
tom- ” yeah, didn’t you hear? he’s a big time shia labeouf.
a subst-ture for the curse word s#!t. “with cheese” can sometimes be used to the end to enhance the meaning
holy shi……alabeouf with cheese.
this tastes like shia labeouf.
a sh-t
i need to take a fat shia labeouf.
shia labeouf is an american actor s-xually affiliated with actor/comdeian andy samberg. the two have had an ongoing relationship since april 2007 when they met when shia hosted snl.while neither claims to be 100% gay, they claim to be in love. “we have wild and crazy s-x!” confirms the boys.shia and andy are also known for having threesomes with a “thirs partner”
“did you hear about those boys at the party?”
“oh yeah i hear the went totally shia labeouf- andy samebrg!
“yep, they had wild and crazy guy s-x!”
shia labeouf, known best for his roles in the disney channel show even stevens and in the motion picture transformers, is a shapeshifting demi-god who is currently the greatest actor on the face of the earth. he was not born, but created in a rousing session of b-tt-s-x involving chuck norris and zeus, the god of thunder. in greek his names means “the one who f-cks grizzly bears”, while in latin it simply translates to ” big d-cked moistener of v-g-n-s.”

the first known historical evidence of shia labeouf dates back to ancient egypt. it is said that when shia arrived in the country he immediately f-cked all the hot egyptian p-ssy. in fact, he f-cked them so hard that they all died from internal bleeding. furious, shia created 10 plauges to spread across the country. he also freed the jewish slaves and let them cross the red sea on his gigantic d-ck. afterward he left the country and swore that from then on he would only pound chicks hard enough to make their v-g-n-s bleed a little bit. this is the reason women now menstrate.

in the past he has taken on many names and ident-ties. some of these include hercules, king arthur, william shakespeare, general william tec-mseh sherman, walter cronkite, smokey the bear, james earl jones, ted nugent and samuel l. jackson. this does not include the people that shia himself created. some examples would be ron jeremy, who was forged from a wart on shia’s d-ck and michael moore, who was sp-wned from a giant sh-t shia once took.

shia’s best scientific achievement is easily curing polio. he did this by putting his j-zz in a syringe and injecting it into an infected woman. he didn’t know she had polio, he just wanted to inject his seamen into her. he is also credited with punching a hole through the ozone layer with his left t-st-cl-. his right t-st-cl- is responsible for creating the grand canyon.

shia first appeared in his current form in 2000 as louis stevens on even stevens. since then he has starred in several amazing films such as transformers, disturbia, eagle eye, and holes (which ironically enough was the name of a p-rn he did under another one of his pseudonyms, peter north).

today shia still roams the earth pounding hot chicks and eating live hand grenades. in fact, i believe that he is currently banging you mom/sister/wife/girlfriend.

shia labeouf has a gigantic d-ck.

shia labeouf is the greatest actor in the history of actors.