shibbity blibbits
also shibbity blibbitz. interj. used in exclamation as a euphemism for sh-t, usually when one is about to say sh-t but realizes that someone is standing there that would not approve. from sh-t + jiminy cricket + blibbit (see links for more info).
i’d better be careful or i’m going to hit my hand with this ham— oh sh—shibbity blibbits! bring me some ice, grandma.
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