Shifter

one who has a dysfunctional relationship with their shift key. they think it’s cool. news flash: it’s not. what, did you skip elemetary school?
me: hey. whats up?
you: nothing much. just hangin out. you?
me: ok, no. here’s a dollar. why don’t you go buy your dignity back? n-body likes a shifter.
your -rs-hole.
guy 1: dude, whats that smell

guy2: sorry man, those beans i had made my shifter sneeze
noun –

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in s-x shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man’s p-n-s.

the woman could be a s-d-st or just an inexperienced, s-x-crazed lunatic.

empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to d-cks everywhere. you’ve been warned.
doctor: “what have we got”
nurse: “another fractured p-n-s”
doctor: “good g-d! this is the seventh case this week. we have a serial shifter on the loose!”

guy 1: “d-mn, that girl is fine.”
guy 2: “you don’t want none. that’s a shifter if i ever saw one.”
the first pint of beer consumed after a work shift is over, usually sold at a fraction of the price of a regular pint.
greg: “hey bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?”
bill: “sure, but i want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first.”

or

“hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work.”
a biscuit or cookie type snack…made from bran…just pure bran. good subst-tute for laxatives
alex: oh man i was on the cr-pper for hours after eating that shifter.
josh: haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!