shimp
a big headed tall person with big goofy ears and looks mentally handicapped
d-mn shimp is a big p-ssy.
some hoe i might plow
dude look at that shimp over there.
yeah man, she be lookin’ d-mn fine. i’d plow that
a she-pimp. a woman who sells out other women (or men) for s-xual acts.
stacey: “where did autumn disappear to?”
aaron: “she’s a shimp, she’s probably checking up on her b-tches.”
a shimp is used to describe anything that really doesn’t have a name but should, or you just can’t think of the right word..
your in an operating room, and the surgeon asks you to give him a small piece of cloth, and he says “hey, p-ss me that shimp”
v. to post and immediately like your own facebook status/comments
nic just shimped his status again.
shimp is an alternative of the word sh-t. it can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.
it is not used as an alternative word for poo.
it originates in milton keynes, united kingdom.
“oh shimp, i cut my finger!”
when you have a very small scr-t-m.
girl: “how were the size of his bools?”
girl2: they were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.
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