Shinwhacker


someone that is so f-cking annoying… that to be in their presence is like getting whacked in the shins with a golf club coated in lime juice and salt over and over and over.
mike: dude where were you the entire party?

tim: that shinwhacker jamie had me pinned down next to guac’ bowl all night. i can hardly stand up straight..

mike: i saw him get out of his truck and almost fell down a flight of stairs running for cover.

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