Shippensburg

shippensburg is a borough in c-mberland and franklin counties in the u.s. state of pennsylvania. shippensburg is also home to shippensburg university of pennsylvania, one of 14 universities of the pennsylvania state system of higher education. the university is known for its excellent education, psychology, business, and communications programs. although semi-rural they’re are plenty of things to do in shippensburg (hint: its not hard to find a party). at the end of the academic year there is an annual block party as well. also, go raiders!
shippensburg: ship happens
a quaint college in pennsylvania, conveniently tucked into the amish countryside. known for weird squirrels, creepy boys, and their excellent track team.
shippensburg: nothing to do but party and chill with the amish.
a small state college in central pennsylvania where you are considered cultured if you drink imported beer. although it is often overshadowed by the penn state main campus (roughly two hours away) ship has been sporting record underage drinking violations for over a decade. it was recently made into a dry campus but still retains the strong scent of cheap beer and liquor. ohh, its also a fine place to see cows and get an education.
“sometimes my dad will come home from the bar drunk and beat me to take out his frustration”
“didn’t your dad graduate from shippensburg university?”

(note: child abuse is no laughing matter. if you or someone you know is being abused please contact your local child services)
a place where hicks and rednecks live and hunt at. everyday someone finds out they are related(most of the time the boy and girl have dated and found out from their parents). the teachers, school district, and students are stupid. and most of the people there are posers (that say they arent hicks when they clearly are). they like to hunt poor creatures and like going to farm shows. most people are in the ffa (future farmers of america). theres also a lot of underage drinkers and druggies. so dont come here if you expect to leave the same way as you came.
billy bob: “lata imma go hunting in the woods near shippensburg and maybe gettin a 8 point buck for dinner.”
jilly bob: “dont forgeet to get enuf to feed the children.”
one of the most pathetic hick towns you will ever visit. filled with red necks and people who find killing things entertaining. they dont have a sence of culture and almost everyone is related. most of them are unordinarily ugly. locals spend their free time watching tractor pulls and killing helpless animals. the school district sucks b-lls and there are too many drunk college students running around town. sh-tty place.
i live in shippensburg and i think im goin to go huntin and get me a buck.