Shirel
the nicest, prettiest person ever! she is really weird and likes to laugh a lot.
person 1: so you know how people say every time you laugh it adds 3 seconds on to your life?
person 2: yeah
person 1: i must have added like 10 minutes to my life today!
person 2: were you with that shirel again?
person 1: oohhhh yeah
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