shirt plate
when you don’t use a plate to eat when laying down, you just eat your food off your tshirted chest.
trevor hay looks really relaxed, he doesnt have to sit up to eat, he just eats off his shirt plate.
a napkin you wear.
i was so hungry and was so tired, i used my shirt as a plate.
shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!
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