shirtcocked
anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like burning man, etc. shirtc-ckers abound like environmental bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. while most shirtc-ckers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the shirtc-cker want to begin mindlessly stoking his junk as though he’s in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtc-cker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. do not make eye contact with the shirtc-cker or you will run the risk of being infected! shirtc-ckers, like bats and racc–ns, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the serious creeps.
we were walking to the beach when we saw that dude playing with himself behind the slide. alison must have been shirtc-cked, cause she got the serious creeps and took off running. somehow through princ-p-ls of a non-local universe, the shirtc-cker is able to project s-x crimes onto his victim simply through lines of sight.
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