shish kebab


the shish kebab is a dish of small cubes of meat pierced and held in place on a skewer. using this term as a reference to the act of love adds an exotic twist (brings up images of the middle east were shishkebabs were invented) to the already blunt metaph-r- of the skewer penetrating the meat.
“have you shish kebabed her yet”
a word that replaces ‘sh-t’ or any other bad cursing.
-cars runs over man that’s crossing the street-
you: “holy shishkebab.”
a s-xual position in which a girl is penetrated in the b-tt as well as the mouth, by two other guys at the same time.
when jill was at the party, she took two guys to a private room where they shishkebabed her.
another way of telling someone to shut up or shush.
david: “so, did you score? did she kiss you? did you get her number? what did she smell like? are you gonna go out with her again? do you think this is true love?”

jonathan: “david.. shish kebab!!!”

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