shist

used in place of ‘sh-t’ by people trying to quit their bad habbit of swearing, or when a person feels that they are too pure to swear.
has the compounded benefit of rhyming with the swear word ‘christ’
holy shist, that guy almost ran me over!!!
(verb) to steal; to rob
chris likes to shist sh-t at parties
a mist of sh-t – i.e. a very watery diarrhea that sprays, likely caused by the ingestion of laxatives. it tends to leave small droplets on the toilet and on surrounding areas.
i took a dulcolax and d-mn, i was shisting all over the place.
noun; a type of rock, sounds like a swearword, i personally think the guy who named it was stupid
swearword:
person1: holey shist!
person2: you mean sh-t?
rock:
person1:dude, you are so lucky to get shist to research, the name is so cool!
person2: i know man, right?
noun; the arm of an overweight person where the wrist and arm are seamless all the way to the shoulder. the upper body version of the cankle.
man, her arm movement wouldn’t be so limited if it weren’t for her enormous shists.
she had to stop wearing her watch due to the size of her shists.
noun.
somewhere between a shart and a mist. a very light shart that can usually be heard and smelled but barely felt, a bit like someone sneezing on you. a shist might feel like a light misting from an atomiser, but sound and smell repugnant, possibly even leaving a very slight stain on your clothes or indeed even your skin. in rare cases of a silent shist the only clue that you may have been shisted on is a delicate feeling akin to water vapour condensing on your cheek on a misty day.

verb: shisted
sarah: oh god what was that noise? did lily poo on you?
mike: i don’t think so, but it smells like it… oh wait, she shisted!

after fearing the worst from a shart, dave was somewhat relieved when he took off his underpants to find he had merely shisted.
the need to p-ss and sh-t at the same time.
person 1: bro whats wrong?

person 2: i really need to shist!

person 1: d-mn..