shit and ditch


this is when one sleeps with a female. after intercourse one waits till she is alseep. while asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn’t awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her -n-s, and then run away.
man my ex girlfriend was being such a b-tch lastnight i gave her the old sh-t and ditch.

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