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the act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. also see: trolling.
“that guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. guess he’s a ‘sh-t and run’ poster”.
like a hit and run but involving taking a sh-t. it’s any sh-t that is performed in under two minutes, thus leaving no time to wipe, wash your hands, or flush. so you drop trow, sh-t, pull up, and go. the next person into the stall knows they’ve been the victim of the sh-t and run.
sh-t sergeant: “alright maggots we’re doing the two minute drill, the sh-t and run on my whistle!!”
this is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend darren. if you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a sh-t in the back seat. as the smell reaches the driver’s nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the f-ck is that smell?? then you yell o f-ck watch out! this is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. when the car stops you get out and run.
“man darren, that was smooth performing a sh-t and run in the back of matt’s car without using any t.p.”

“give that taxi driver a sh-t and run so you dont have to pay for the fare”
1. to take a sh-t and leave without washing ones hands

2. to stop off at a relative or friends house with the sole intention of taking a quick sh-t and then continuing on your way.

3. to intentionally take a sh-t somewhere inappropriate as a joke and run off. i.e. in your friends car, in the house of someone you hate, a taxi cab a subway train etc…

4. when your stomach bubbles but you haven’t sh-t for a while so the first portion is a super solid constipated chunk, but is immediately followed up by the nastiest case of the runs you have ever had. (think southpark episode of pet-te turrets – where the guy with turrets says “p-ss coming out my -ss”) usually experienced after eating super spicy food such as mexican or hot thai or hot chinese food with the little red peppers.
usage:

1. “eewww. i saw that dud take a sh-t n run without washing his hands, now he’s over there stuffing his face with the bread rolls and touching his girlfriends face. if she only knew.”

2. “sorry i had to pull a sh-t and run bro, but i my stomach’s aching and we were in the neighborhood so… anyway don’t go in there for at least 20 minutes”

3. john “i hate my gym teacher so much i pulled a sh-t & run in his gym bag. he nearly puked when he looked in there. i’ll bet it stunk super bad cause i zipped that b-tch up too lol.”
dan “dude that’s f-cked up, it had to be nasty, i’ll bet he just threw the whole bag away”
john “he had too, we all got detention, but everybody thought it was worth it except for a few of the girls”

4. “dude i had the worst case of sh-t & run the other night, totally reminded me of the south park episode where cartmen pretended to have turrets syndrom.. p-ss coming out my aaaa-ssssss.”
a sh-t and run is when someone takes a sh-t and leaves it in the toilet for the next person to find unexpectedly. it happened to me after school today and i was pretty p-ssed.
mikey likes to sh-t and run.
taking a m-ssive, h-llacious dump in someone else’s bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.
person 1: hey man, why are you in such a hurry? we just got here ten minutes ago?

person 2: get your coat. i just took a m-ssive sh-t in this dude’s bathroom, and i want to get the h-ll out of here before he finds out it was me.

person 1: so…sh-t-and-run?

person 2: exactly.
while the sh-t and run has always referred to taking a sh-t in an inappropriate place (usually as a joke) and then high-tailing out of the location, the newest iteration involves taking a sh-t in a girl’s house after you have had a one night stand with her and then leaving the house immediately (flushing the toilet is optional).
jack: dude, where were you last night?

mark: met a girl at the bar but she was so f-cking annoying i had to pull a sh-t and run.

jack: did you flush?

mark: h-ll no!
to take a sh-t in a very quick fashion. in and out of the stall in minutes, rarely involving excessive wiping.
i had to leave in the middle of that test for the bathroom, luckily it was a sh-t and run. i barely missed any time.

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