Shit Bloke


the harshest of accusations. used to describe a bad friend or a friend who acts in an unacceptable manner.
“man that jakey d guy is a real sh-t bloke, he can’t even make anyone tap.”
the ulitmate of all devistators, “you are a sh-t bloke”, you say it aggressively its harsher than c-nt.

“f-cking sh-t bloke!”
“you are one sh-t bloke”
“your a sh-t bloke sunshine”
“i haven’t seen any sh-t blokes around except for you!”
jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

tim yells at jack “boy! your a sh-t bloke!”
a person who has performed poorly as a friend.
willba is a sh-t bloke cos hes not out tonight
an australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. however, this is much more propper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like. bloke is australian for guy pretty much, in case you didnt know
tim: frase. you wanna come to my place this weekend?
fraser: nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
tim: you are such a sh-t bloke frase

example 2

kizza: so why didnt goldsy come out last weekend?
sitchy: he had to go shopping with his new girlfriend
kizza: what a sh-t bloke

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