Shit Boomerang
when your performing -n-l and you pull out but sh-t comes out and lands on the hoes back.
example: dude i was f-cking danielle last night and she finally let me in the back, i was stoked until she had a sh-t boomerang. it was beyond messy.
when your trying to dispose of a nasty substance and some how it ends up somewhere on you.
i took a big sh-t the other day and i was wiping my -ss when my hand slipped of the toilet paper and i was sh-t boomeranged!!!
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