Shit buffet
a point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total sh-t. as if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of sh-t.
fried sh-t, sauteed sh-t, sh-t flambee, sh-t au gratin, sh-t con carne, sh-t with hoisin sauce.
i’m late for work because my car won’t start, i can’t call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself out of the house, and n-body is home. great, now its raining. what a sh-t buffet.
the act of preforming oral s-x on a female, only to find out that she has not wiped her -sshole cleanly of fecal matter.
bro 1: dude, how was eating out that hunnie last night?
bro 2: ugh it was so gross. b-tch gave me the sh-t buffet.
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- Shitsbooger
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- shitternetting
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