Shit Cafe
the place a person is going when they’ve decided to put themself into a less than desirable, potentially hurtful, or cr-p, situation. the only thing on the menu, regardless of how it appears, is sh-t. often the person will know they are about to go there, but feel almost powerless to stop it.
example 1
friend: you know, i got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again….maybe he really cares this time.
concerned friend: oh no!…..you’re not going to see him are you? please don’t give him another chance to break your heart again.
friend: i’m feeling weak and i want to see him so badly….. it looks like i’ll be heading back to the sh-t cafe.
example 2
employee 1: the boss just asked me to work this weekend and i caved.
employee 2: man, i already told them no way! i can’t believe you’re gonna eat that sh-t sandwich.
employee 1: i know….i’m such a loser. i keep letting people take me to the sh-t cafe even though i know the only thing on the menu is cr-p!
employee 2: yeah the boss is such an -sshole…he knows how often you eat there.
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