Shit Carver


to sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.
brett: dude somebody sh-t all over the public bathroom!
kevin: yeah right bro, i know that you were in there sh-t carver. carve up anything good?
brett: abe f-ckin lincoln!

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