Shit Cough
the sh-t cough occurs in only one situation: when a person is sh-tting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. this leads to embarr-ssment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the sh-tter and they then cough to m-ffle the sound of the “plop” or the “squelch”. this is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.
“i was in a mcdonalds in london coz i needed a sh-t right? but the urinal was surrounded. i tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to m-ffle the sound of my sh-t but no c-nt was using it so i had to blast out a sh-t cough. i think the other guys at the urinals still knew i had the runs though.”
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