shit dildo


a d-ld- made of human faeces, typically freshly “layed” and preferably a type 3 on the bristol stool scale, that being its weighty and st-rdy, able to be held at one end without breaking.
often whilst indulging in a night of scat tim liked to use his partners sh-t d-ld- to pound his man p-ssy
when someone sh-ts into a condom ties it off and uses the result to f-ck with.
uhh… now that my -ss is empty tie off that sh-t-d-ld- and stick it back in… b-tch!

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