Shit Down

taking a cheeky break during a long day at work by having five or ten minutes sat on the throne doing nothing..
or possibly a one minute power pooh followed by nine minutes of just sitting and relaxing..
roger: i’m knackered man.. been on my feet for two hours now.
bill: nip for a sh-t down mate, you’ve deserved it.
roger: yeah, good call. back in ten.
sh-tdown sh-t-douhn
– noun

virtually known as a piece of sh-t electronic’s last dying beep. any device could be symptomatic if it is beyond all f-cking repair.

sh-t down
– transitive verb

to experience utter farking failure in an electronic apparatus.
noun:
omgawd my computer totally just experienced a m-ssive sh-tdown, f-ck a b-tch!

verb:
my piece of sh-t mitsubishi just sh-t down in a hooters parking lot. if it had done so next to a taco cabana, all of the parts would’ve been stolen and i wouldn’t have had to pay to have it towed to a f-cking junkyard!
to take a p–p, have a movement, drop a loaf.
“d-mn, i’ve got to sh-t-down.”
when a person takes a dump, accidental or otherwise, the literal second their -ss touches the toilet seat. often -ssociated with sudden/panic diarrhoea, irritable bowel syndrome, or just plain misfortune.
one:

“thank f-ck! sh-tdown! a second later an’ i woulda fudged my drawers fo’ sho’ ”

two:

a: “why you all fl-stered dude?”
b: “yo man just had a sh-tdown, coulda been some serious shardage”
a:”thank the lord”
the action of sitting and sh-tting combined
as you sit down on the toilet you are also in the process of p–ping

alternatives:
past tense- shat down
present tense- sh-tting down
mary had the runs all day so she ran to the bathroom and proceded to sh-t down.

dude that waffle house ran right through me last night…i totally shat down on the toilet.
an unexpected termination of software or hardware.
– “did you shut down the server?”
– “no dude, it was a sh-t down again. we gotta get that fixed”