Shit-faced Shades


the shades that n-body can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk… but they just make it more noticable…but you keep putting them on
tom: nice sh-t-faced shades rick.
rick:they arnt sh-t-faced shades, its just bright out….
tom: it’s 11:34 p.m
rick: well im not drunk…..

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