Shit Field


regardless of s-xual orientation, sh-t fields are the pastures where an individual resides following a s-xual encounter with an “ugly b-tch.” you are required to maintain the field by picking up the diarrehea that the ugly wh-r- dumps on the green. one tries to escape the sh-t field by proving themselves capable of acquiring quality -ss.
i have been running around in the sh-t fields for two years before i banged my best friends hot -ss mom last week.
where tim o’brien drowned that poor son of a b-tch kiowa for snappin’ up his girl. in vietnam. during the war. see tim o’brien’s the things they carried.
“tim took a dip in the sh-tfield on his daughter’s 10th birthday.”

tim: “kiowa meet sh-tfield.”
kiowa: “glug glug glug.”

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