shit filter
the mental att-tude of saying what one is thinking without the worry of repercussion. an unintended statement or action resulting in one or more people being offended. a mental handicap resulting in the exact thought becoming verbalized.
“holy f-ck dude take a shower, you smell!!” “dude mind your sh-t filter”
“that chick has no sh-t filter…she says everything we’re thinking.”
“if it wasn’t for his lack of a sh-t filter, he would have nailed that broad!”
a person who is obsessed with -n-l s-x.
bobby is such a sh-tfilter that his c-ck looks like a candy ber
a sh-t filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their “internal voice” before they speak, thereby avoiding embarr-ssing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the sh-t filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can “see” a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.
example a) i am so lucky that my sh-t filter worked earlier or i would have said exactly what i though of the b-st-rd. example b) say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting r-t-rd, i know what he likes but my sh-t filter is working so i don’t have to imagine it.
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