shit flap


a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth’s fat-pie.com this guy is a genius
ur such a f-cking sh-t flap!
a metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. the flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

a common accessory for this device is the stoker – a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.
“i say, thomas, would you be so kind as to p-ss over a stoker, i have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the sh-t flap”.
perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. used in david firth’s short animation “the child that smelt funny”.
b-gg-r.

sh-t flap.

roger me!

b-tch c-ck.

-as taken from david firth’s vastly amusing “the child that smelt funny”
the matting of poo and hair around the -n-s due to lack of proper wiping after a bowel movement.
man drank so much beer last night that i woke up this morning and took a sh-t that gave me a huge sh-tflap!
-rs- hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)
shut it sh-t flaps
a derogatory term used when someone finds themselves in an unfortunate situation. often paired with the words holy and f-cking.
dave: look what happened when i dipped my c-ck in sulphuric acid.

bob: holy f-cking sh-t flaps!
someone who will not stop talking bullsh-t and lies.
when he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a sh-t flap.

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