shit fuck ton
1. a lot
more than a f-ck ton
more than a sh-t ton
it’s a f-cking “sh-t f-ck ton”
2. the amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.
hey william!
yeah chris?
get any p-ssy this weekend?
yeah, i got a sh-t f-ck ton.
a combination of sh-tf-ck and f-ckton used to denote an extremely large quant-ty, more than a sh-t load or a f-ckton.
how much reading do i have to do by tomorrow? a sh-tf-ckton!
1. an extremely large, ginormous amount, bigger than your mom’s -ss and the f-cking universe, usually used to describe an emotion or feeling towards something in a good or bad way
i love you a sh-tf-ckton, because i’m just that awesome and a lot just isn’t enough.
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