Shit Hawk
a term used frequently by mr. lahey, sunnyvale trailer park supervisor from the trailer park boys. usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly bubbles.
lahey: i’m watching you boys, like a sh-t hawk. a sh-t hawk.
bubbles: julian, what’s a sh-t hawk?!
julian: don’t worry about him. he’s just drunk.
a big sh-tty bird that swoops down and puts p–p on you and carries you away back to its big sh-tty nest.
im not afraid of no f-cking sh-t hawks
word used by jim lahey, trailer park supervisor from the trailer park boys.
“i am watching you julian…. like a sh-thawk”
according to bubbles, an expert on the subject of sh-thawks:
“… somekind of sh-tty bird that flies around and drops p–p onto you…”
i’m watching you like a sh-thawk
a stupid, dumb-ss, f-cking bird, that likes 2 sh-t everywhere. also known as, a seagull.
-that d-mn sh-t hawk!! cr-pped all over the new truck!!!
-im gunna kill that sh-thawk!!
-mommy! mommy!! the sh-thawk bit me!!
1. one of numerous ‘sh-t -n-logies’ by mr. jim lahey; supervisor of sunnyvale trailer park.
2. a second-generation pontiac firebird trans-am of poor condition.
ex. 1: “i’m watching you, boys..like a sh-t hawk.”
ex. 2: “yea, this is my ’81 trans-am…it’s a sh-t-hawk, ain’t it?”
someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a sh-thawk.
sh-thawks can often be seen b-mming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.
a group of sh-thawks is known as a sh-tstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.
guy 1: “hey who took my last beer?”
guy 2: ” think it was that sh-thawk over there!”
guy 1: “isn’t it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere”
guy 2: “yeah man, he’s a total sh-thawk!”
guy 1: “oh sh-t! i think i see a sh-tstorm coming!”
guy 2: “sh-t! hide the liquor!”
sh-thawk: “hey man do you have a smoke? i’ll pay you back when i get a pack (never)”
guy 1: “yeah right sh-thawk.”
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