shit jockey


a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into b-tt s-x.
“im all about the b-tt man, im a f-ckin sh-t jockey.”
girl/guy is tone-deaf acting as a dj in cheap clubs or at home. they even buy brand new lp’s, high priced dj equipments as far as satisfying themselves
– hey alexandro! is that f-cking vuvuzela screw up my brain f-cking all time so drives me mad

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– oh man chill out. that’s only sh-t jockey trying to play some music

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