Shit Kick


a forceful kick that is so hard that it causes the recipient to sh-t his or herself.
shut up or i’ll sh-t kick you, said mike to chris.
to kick the sh-t out of someone. literally.
f-ck, i wanna sh-tkick that motherf-cker.
to utterly destroy the opposition, leave no ends loose.
i sh-tkicked you at rock paper scissors.
a very painful punishment indeed, a sh-t kick is when you make a blunder and suffer being kicked in the -n-s, hoping that said punisher’s foot does not reach your fecal matter and push it deeper in, which could result in days of constipation.
“awww dude i just got sh-t kicked by that guy cause i was sleeping with his girl!”
“d-mn man you better take lots of lax”
an individual lacking in originality, wit and general humour. usually a bottom feeder who finds amus-m-nt at the cost of others. an all round non-contributer to life.
shut up, sh-tkick.

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