Shit Kittens
the state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the r-ct-m. usually used to describe someone’s presumed reaction to an event or occurance.
“man, the boss is going to sh-t kittens when he reads this report.”
“dude, your wife is going to sh-t kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!”
“my girlfriend sh-t kittens when i told her i thought she looked fat in those jeans.”
(interjection) an expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive “sh-t” with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or sh-t something unusual.
oh sh-tkittens! i left my cell phone at home.
to be so cute that even one’s excrement is as adorable as a young feline.
did you see that girl playing beach volley ball? she was so cute she’d sh-t kittens.
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