shit lasagna
when one is defecating, and they believe they’re finished, they wipe their -ss only to realize that they were not quite done. they defecate further, and wipe again. this may continue to go on for multiple cycles. what one is left with is sh-t lasagna, due to the layering of sh-t and toilet paper.
note: this term is officially listed in the seeker’s mantown dictionary.
after an hour on the can, i had created a full course of sh-t lasagna.
its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about five to six layers, and you will have your sh-t lasagna. (for looks eat a can of b-ttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your sh-t lasagna.)
last night i was bored, so i decided to make a sh-t lasagna.
effect of piling several layers of sh-t on a bathtub or bucket, separated by pieces of newspaper.
this is a common practice for the people in the ghetto.
my friend got dizzy after smelling the sh-t lasagna his howdies had in the bathroom.
what is left in the toilet when a thousand ugandans have used it before you.
don’t use the bathroom, the ugandans have left a fresh batch of sh-t lasagna.
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