Shit Magnet


person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.
that bloke’s a complete sh-t magnet – if he fell into a flowerbed he’d still smell of cack.
any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.
“stay away from that chick. she’s a total sh-t magnet.”
someone who for some inextricable reason attracts unpredictable and interesting events. someone who finds trouble and likes it.
phil is such a sh-t magnet. we went into the bank during a robbery.
used in ems and er settings. things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. that person is the sh-t magnet. most sh-t magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.
better be ready to work. so and so will be here shortly and they are a real cr-p sh-t magnet.
someone who is full of sh-t.
“dude, shes full of sh-t. i know, she must be a sh-t magnet…”

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