shit muffin
when you have a brownie or m-ffin that looks like a piece of dookie or choclate log with wierd texture but taste really really good
guy1: what the h-ll is that sh-t in ur hand?!
guy2: no its the sh-t m-ffin my mom made this morning.
1. small cake purchased in walmart
2. when you have not had a sh-t for a long time
3. insult
1. “check out these m-ffins, i got them in walmart…don’t they just taste like sh-te?”
2. “i would have helped that old lady across the road, but i had a sh-tm-ffin brewing”
3. “you little sh-tm-ffin!”
1. a food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. something you say when you have no idea what the h-ll is going on.
1. ugh! what the f-ck is that on that shelf. it looks like a sh-t m-ffin.
2. where the f-ck am i? oh sh-t m-ffins! i am totally confused.
-n. (literal)m-ffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.
ex. i
sarah: i’m pregnant.
bob: sh-t m-ffins.
ex. ii
mother: whatcha got there, jimmy?
son: sh-t m-ffins! :b
a nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and -ssbiscuit.
my sh-tm-ffin, i will love you til the end of time!
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