shit on a dick


an expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have sh-t on one’s d-ck.
“sh-t on a d-ck, i don’t have any more b-tter in my fridge”

“i went b-lls deep into this hooker’s -ss, resulting in me having sh-t on my d-ck; it wasn’t very pleasant at all”

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