shit on my dick and call me mason
used when surprised by what a gay person says.
shane: my boyfriend and i had great -n-l last night.
brittany: sh-t on my d-ck and call me mason! thts is discusting!
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- shit right
a combination of “sh-t-yeah” and “d-mn-right.” usually reffering to total concurrence with a presented plan or idea. guy one: “dude, i’m hungry, let’s order some pizza and get some hoes over here.” guy two: “sh-t-right!!”
- Shit ruined
to get pwd, or owned. a slang to lose, really badly germany got their sh-t ruined by brazil, in the 2002, world cup.
- shit scooper
the mouth of someone talking sh-t or not making any sense. hey man, shut your sh-t scooper and listen up!
- shit sheep
someone who is generally not a bad person but, when added to a t-rdhurder (ringleader) they become mindless douche bags. joey and johnny were just fine untill jack showed up to t-rdhurd them. what stupid sh-t sheeps sh-t sheep
- The Holy Spirit
another name for jack daniels, discovered when writing notes in philosophy and ethics. “nick won’t be in school today sir, he spent all night in church and was overcome by the holy spirit”