Shit on Toast


to put “sh-t on toast” is an expression used to describe nothing or nothing desirable. similar to jack sh-t or if there was indeed a culinary dish with sh-t or faeces on warm breed it would be considered undesirable by most.
jack: “what is for dinner love?”.
jill: “sh-t on toast!”
extremely hung over, often with alcohol seeping from pores and a general feeling of repulse.
i’m sh-t on toast after that bottle of scotch and pack of styvo’s i had last night.
to put “sh-t on toast” is an expression of how awesome something is. when you really like something – a song, for example – it is your “jam.” and what do we do with jam? we put it on toast. as a result, anything awesome is sh-t put on toast.
did you see that one-armed clown riding the unicycle over that pile of puppies?

h-lls yes! i put that sh-t on toast!
when somebody will not leave you alone. refering to the gravy in sh-t on a shingle ( creamed beef on toast )
man, that guy is on me like sh-t on toast.
an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen
my sh-t on toast scored 33k 3dmark01

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