shit packer


a guy that loves to have -n-l s-x with people, usually guys.
he’s cute but a total sh-t packer, girlfriend. fly, if your into that sort of thing.
a h-m-s-xual male.

could possibly be used for a heteros-xual male who likes to dish out -n-l action.
anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. fred asks them “wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? don’t you have any packing to do?”

anton and his boyfriend answer: “no that’s okay, we totally packed our sh-t last night.”

and that’s that (true story!).
noun a
– male who enjoys shoving his package into the -n-s of the same s-x.
– someone who is naturally an imbecile
“screw you, you sh-tpacker..”
when one man sticks his geneitalia into anothers (man/woman) cornhole.
g-d d-mnit jimmy how many people have packed your sh-t tonight
breaden holden a boy that likes to have s-xual intacourse with his dog and fiist’s his mum… he likes to rape kangaroos on a tramperlene while he vidoes it and gets off on it!!!
breaden holden the sh-t packer
a person (usually male) who is preparing to receive -n-l s-x. this person is deliberately abstaining from defecation so that his or her bowels will be full of human excrement. in this manner, the man who will be giving -n-l s-x will end up with fecal matter on his p-n-s.
stop being such a sh-t packer.
jeff on alt.battlestar-galactica.
there goes that sh-t packer p–per chuter jeff on a rant. he’s set himself up for a fall again!

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